Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments

Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments
by Celia Rivenbark

Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments
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Author: Celia Rivenbark
Edition: Paperback
Audio: English (Published)
Format: Bargain Price
Published: 2006-05-30
ISBN: N/A
Number of pages: 240
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

Book Reviews of Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments

Book Review: My Internal Feminist Blanched...
Summary: 1 Stars

and then threw up.
While a few of the mini-essays were entertaining, most left me hoping there are women out there who aren't obsessed with ER reruns and "chawing" "nabs" on the way to the Wal-Mart wearing sweat pants and trying to one-up other moms while shoveling high-fructose corn syrup into her own rugrat.

Summary of Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments

From the wickedly hilarious pen of Southern humorist Celia Rivenbark comes a collection of essays that brings to mind Dave Barry (in high heels) or Jeff Foxworthy (in a prom dress).

Step into the wacky world of "womanless wedding" fund-raisers, in which Bubbas wear boas. Meet two sisters who fight rural boredom by washing Budweiser cans and cutting them into pieces to make clothing. Learn why the word snow sends any right-thinking Southerner careening to the Food Lion for extra loaves of bread and little else.
Humor columnist and slightly crazed belle-by-birth Celia Rivenbark tackles these and other lard-laden subjects in Bless Your Heart, Tramp, a hilarious look at Southern---and just plain human---foibles, up-close and personal.
So pour yourself a glass of sweet tea and curl up on the pie-azza with Bless Your Heart, Tramp.

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