How to Traumatize Your Children (Self-Hurt)
by Knock Knock
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Author: Knock KnockEdition: Hardcover
Audio: English (Unknown); English (Original Language); English (Published)
Published: 2007-10-30
ISBN: 1601060386
Number of pages: 192
Publisher: Knock Knock Books
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Book Review: Terrific, funny book - Hits a too little close to home?
Summary: 5 Stars
This book is a hoot! Get it for your friends who are about to have kids, already have kids, or who are thinking about having kids! This book is written very straight -- the funny part is that all the horrible "advice" it gives you about how to go about traumatizing your kids is actually representative of what I see people doing to their children every day!(Of course, I never did ANY of this stuff to my three kids...uh...well...maybe a little...uhhh, chapter 4 and chapter 6!) This is part of a set of six books (that I saw together in another store) and all the titles are funny - How to get fat, How to drive like a maniac, etc. They make a great gift and look very cute lined up on a shelf -- the titles make people look at them twice! I recommend it for a good laugh and as a clever, surprising gift. Add it to a baby shower gift!
Summary of How to Traumatize Your Children (Self-Hurt)
While it's inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance in doing so deliberately and effectively. Don't leave your most important job to instinct and gut reactions. Whether you want to traumatize your children with the same techniques your parents used, or you prefer to choose an entirely new approach, this book will show you the way!Learn how to:
*Determine your traumatizing type
*Cultivate your children's resentment
*Give your children enough material to write a memoir someday
*Defend your choices against others who've opted to traumatize differently
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