Stories from Candyland

Stories from Candyland
by Candy Spelling

Stories from Candyland
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Author: Candy Spelling
Edition: Hardcover
Audio: English (Unknown); English (Original Language); English (Published)
Published: 2009-03-31
ISBN: 0312570708
Number of pages: 248
Publisher: St. Martin's Press

Book Reviews of Stories from Candyland

Book Review: Cotton candy
Summary: 1 Stars

Candy: It's nutritionally worthless, a brief blast of sugars before fading away from the GI tract as if it had never existed.

The same could be said about Candy Spelling's ephemeral creampuff of a biography, "Stories from Candyland." It's not a very thick book, but almost every page of it is pure fluff: scattered reminiscences in no particular order, clumsy attempts to prove that she's just an ordinary rich trophy wife, and a lot of flat rambling. It's the written equivalent of being trapped in a limo with a rich idiot who won't shut up.

Known for being the wife of late uberproducer Aaron Spelling and the mother of "actress" Tori Spelling, Candy Spelling started out as another star-dazzled girl who wanted to marry Rock Hudson and spent loads of money on fan magazines. But when she met Aaron, she was whisked into a world of endless wealth, glamorous film stars and one hit TV show after another.

You know the rest: they married and permanently entered the world of showbiz and celebrity, they had a pair of rather unattractive children, and lived pleasant and frankly rather uneventful life for many years, until Tori suddenly got her panties in a bunch and some sort of secondhand feud began between mother and daughter.

Briefer summary: Blah blah Rock Hudson blah blah dogs jabber jabber Tori is an ungrateful runt yap yap dogs blah blah hair yammer yammer everyone's so mean to me blah blah showbiz jabber jabber I'm just a sweet ordinary person blah blah did I mention Tori is such a nasty little ingrate?

"Stories From Candyland" does live up to its title -- it's not a real biography, but a cluster of rambling stories that ricochet randomly and confusingly all over the place. Not only does it scramble your brain with the bizarre format, but at the end you end up wondering why Spelling bothered to write a book if she can't manage to actually put something into it. It literally has no content whatsoever -- no love, loss, major life events, or whatever.

Instead we have Spelling rambling on for pages about the most banal topics imaginable -- "Dick and Jane" books, her gift-wrapping rooms (yes, plural), her dogs, her mother's cleaning habits, her Rock Hudson crush (he was gay! Get over it!), her collections (listed over three whole pages), and lasting legacy in the weekly soap "Dynasty" (it involves a piece of jewelry).

And the whole book is written in a flat, unengaging style that rarely has many details, or a you-are-there feeling -- the greatest detail is reserved for her ornamental fan collection. There are a few amusing moments near the start -- such as Spelling locking herself in Hudson's bathroom -- but it soon dissolves into self-indulgent navel gazing and an endless list of all the mean rumors people say about her.

And periodically, Spelling writes a chapter chronicling in great detail how her daughter is totally ungrateful and nasty and petty, but her mum forgives her anyway even though she's a lying ingrate. You can almost smell the simmering resentment.

Spelling herself doesn't come across as a great prize either. She comes across as distant and rather emotionless toward anyone in her life, with only a faint fondness at best. Despite her attempts to portray herself as a loving, down-to-earth, adorably inept trophy wife and mother, she comes across as quite icy and almost constantly self-absorbed -- her husband's death is barely addressed at all, except for the harassment she suffers due to his will.

"Stories from Candyland" is indeed like being trapped in a candyland -- surrounded by fluffy, substance free sugar that may make you ill if you take in too much. Give this a miss, and keep it that way.

Summary of Stories from Candyland

Carole Gene Marer spent her girlhood dreaming of meeting Rock Hudson, but when she finally had the chance?on her second date with her future husband, television mogul Aaron Spelling?she was so shy she hid all night in the powder room.  How Candy morphed from that quiet girl into a seemingly-confident, stylish trophy wife, mistress of the largest house in Los Angeles (70,000 square feet when you count the attic) is at the heart of Stories from Candyland

The life Candy created for her family?her husband and children Tori and Randy?was fabulous, over-the-top, and often magical.  So what if California Christmases don?t come with snow? Let?s make some on the tennis court!  How do we take a cross-country family vacation with a dad who doesn?t fly? By private train car, of course (with an extra for the fifty-two pieces of luggage).  The kids want to dress up for Halloween? No problem, why not call in Nolan Miller to design their costumes?

Candy had a hand in some of the most beloved television shows of all time (she once stopped production on ?Dynasty? because Krystle Carrington?s engagement ring was not spectacular enough), has entertained half of Hollywood in epic fashion, and lives an enviable life.  But under all the fun and showmanship lies a more interesting character, still wrestling with some of the insecurities of her ingénue self.  Oprah threw her into a major panic with a discussion of hoarding.  A lifelong humming habit evolved as a unique coping mechanism.  And there?s nothing like being defined as, ?well, you know, complicated? by your daughter on television and in her own book.

Stories from Candyland sparkles with glamour and grand gestures. But it also satisfies with some more intimate Candy concerns: why being a perfect wife and mother was so important to her, how cooking and cleaning can keep the home fires burning, why collections matter, and whether dogs are better judges of people than people are.

Visit Candyland in these pages and get a glimpse of a generous, glittering world revealing many of its surprising and funny secrets for the first time.

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