Supreme Courtship

Supreme Courtship
by Christopher Buckley

Supreme Courtship
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Author: Christopher Buckley
Edition: Paperback
Audio: English (Unknown); English (Original Language); English (Published)
Published: 2009-09-07
ISBN: 0446697982
Number of pages: 304
Publisher: Twelve

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Book Review: King-sized words, bite-sized chapters, big-time laughs
Summary: 4 Stars

Continuing a literary tradition stretching back to Aristophanes, Henry Fielding, Moliere, and Oscar Wilde, Christopher Buckley once again pulls off a merry slice and dice of the American political arena. This time, he plays in the chaotic and treacherous intersection, where politics meets the judiciary. And, as everything is really show-biz these days, he also traipses into the medium that shapes all images: television.

Remember when Garry Shandling was rumored to be the obvious choice to replace Johnny Carson? That was, of course, because Shandling played a nighttime talk-show host on his brilliant sitcom. Newly elected President Obama seriously contemplated nominating CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta as Surgeon General. Of course, even though (for whatever reasons) those two job opportunities failed to materialize, both Shandling and Gupta were certainly more than qualified for consideration. But, imagine a president, frustrated with the roadblocks being thrown up by his political opponents, deciding to nominate Judge Judy to the Supreme Court--only Judge Judy was actually a drop-dead gorgeous, long-legged, blonde Texan, named Pepper Cartwright, star of TV's most popular reality show. That's the proposition at the heart of this oft-times hilarious tome.

Buckley populates his tale with vivid caricatures, prone to fatally flawed judgment, and baldly motivated by self-interest. Certainly, there are real humans here, feeling heartfelt emotion, and even imparting the occasional gem of wisdom. The pace of the story is brisk--almost too brisk to be believable. But, then again, this is satire, folks. Utilizing bite-sized chapters, peppered liberally with language I've either never encountered before, or have simply ignored in the past, the author glibly scoots through trauma after trauma, from an under-the-robe perspective. I imagined Buckley's impish, aristocratic daddy (the brilliant and incorrigible William F.) tittering from the grave as I found myself stumped by such words as: desuetude, antipodal, asseveration, dolorous, excogitation, hustings, marmoreal, plangent, and ululate. Yet, in spite of all this high-falutin' vernacular, I found every single page of this book enjoyable and compelling.

Will President Vanderdamp accept another term as Commander in Chief? Will impossibly handsome and equally vain Senator Mitchell actually get to make the command, "Send in the Nimitz?" Will Justice Cartwright recuse herself from the most controversial Supreme Court decision in decades? All these answers--and more--are revealed between these covers. Christopher Buckley's Supreme Courtship is a very timely and well-crafted tale from one of America's brightest and most-acerbic humorists.

Rand Bishop, author of Makin' Stuff Up, The Absolute Essentials of Songwriting Success, and the novel/mock-memoir, Grand Pop.


Summary of Supreme Courtship

President of the United States Donald Vanderdamp is having a hell of a time getting his nominees appointed to the Supreme Court. After one nominee is rejected for insufficiently appreciating To Kill A Mockingbird, the president chooses someone so beloved by voters that the Senate won't have the guts to reject her -- Judge Pepper Cartwright, the star of the nation's most popular reality show, Courtroom Six.

Will Pepper, a straight-talking Texan, survive a confirmation battle in the Senate? Will becoming one of the most powerful women in the world ruin her love life? And even if she can make it to the Supreme Court, how will she get along with her eight highly skeptical colleagues, including a floundering Chief Justice who, after legalizing gay marriage, learns that his wife has left him for another woman.


Soon, Pepper finds herself in the middle of a constitutional crisis, a presidential reelection campaign that the president is determined to lose, and oral arguments of a romantic nature. Supreme Courtship is another classic Christopher Buckley comedy about the Washington institutions most deserving of ridicule. (2008)
In bestselling author Christopher Buckley's hilarious novel, the President of the United States, ticked off at the Senate for rejecting his nominees, decides to get even by nominating America's most popular TV judge to the Supreme Court.

President Donald Vanderdamp is having a hell of a time getting his nominees onto the Supreme Court. After one nominee is rejected for insufficiently appreciating To Kill a Mockingbird, the president chooses someone so beloved by voters that the Senate won't have the nerve to reject her--Judge Pepper Cartwright, star of the nation's most popular reality show. Will Pepper, a vivacious Texan, survive a Senate confirmation battle? Will becoming one of the most powerful women in the world ruin her love life? Soon, Pepper finds herself in the middle of a constitutional crisis, a presidential reelection campaign that the president is determined to lose, and oral arguments of a romantic nature. Supreme Courtship is another classic Christopher Buckley comedy about the Washington institutions most deserving of ridicule.



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An Essay from Christopher Buckley

Somewhere in this brilliant, hilarious, impossible-to-put-down--to say nothing of moderately priced--new book of mine, the narrator notes that appointing a Supreme Court justice is pretty much the most consequential thing a president can do, short of declaring nuclear war; more to the point, that this fact is generally pointed out every four years by whoever is running second in the presidential election.

The Supreme Court is by any definition the most important branch of government. Who else has the power to say--without fear of being contradicted by someone higher up the food chain--"Congratulations, you just won the presidential election, even though the other guy got more votes!" Or, "We really feel awful about this, but you have to be lethally injected tonight at midnight."? If you're on the Supreme Court, you are the top of the food chain.

I've written satires about other Washington institutions. It never occurred to me to try one about the Supreme Court, for the reason that I never found it particularly funny. It was my editor, Jonathan Karp, who suggested it, and if the book turns out to be a stinkeroo and bombs, I am going to petition the Court to have him lethally injected.

At some point, while scratching my noggin and trying to come up with some way into a satire about the Marble Palace, I scribbled on a legal pad (how appropriate is that?): Judge Judy on the Court.

I called Karp and ran it past him. He laughed, which I always take as a good sign, since he doesn't laugh at 99 out of 100 of my genius ideas.

My Judge Judy is a sexy Texan named Pepper Cartwright. She was an actual judge before she became a TV hottie. How, you ask, did she get on the Court in the first place? Well, it all starts on page one where--did I mention how moderately priced the book is?

--Christopher Buckley


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