The Hedonist: World Vacation Guide

The Hedonist: World Vacation Guide
by Brett Tate, Dr. Brett Tate

The Hedonist: World Vacation Guide
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Author: Brett Tate, Dr. Brett Tate
Edition: Paperback
Audio: English (Published)
Published: 2005
ISBN: 0975264001
Number of pages: 208
Publisher: Cambridge Publishing, LLC

Book Reviews of The Hedonist: World Vacation Guide

Book Review: Curious, if partially useful
Summary: 3 Stars

The problem with this book is not that it is inaccurate: based on my personal experience in Amsterdam, Mexico, and other places not listed here, it seems to provide a good assessment of the girl-for-rent business in the places surveyed. My gripes revolve around a number of other issues.

First, let me begin on a positive note by praising the introductory chapters, which put whole "game plan" into perspective. I especially liked the 20 rules to live by if one decides to become one of the players; although I might add two of my own (Always brings your own condoms; and Never rely exclusively on this book--supplement it with internet research).

Now for the critical part. As others have mentioned, the grammar (and editing) of this book is inexcusable! For instance, the author (and editors, such as they are) never seemed to have learned the difference between "their" (a possessive pronoun) and "they're" (a contraction of "they are"). Come on guys! This is elementary school stuff!

But beyond that, I don't understand 1) who the intended audience is for this book; and 2) why certain sites were selected and others omitted. First, in term of audience: the author repeatedly elbows his reader in the ribs in his derision of any sort of cultural activities (especially museum going) that are available in the various locales. Yes, I do understand that this is supposed to be a travel guide for sex-for-hire, and not a Blue Guide; but this attitude seems to imply that sex is the one-and-only thing that real men find interesting (except perhaps deep sea fishing and golfing, which are given brief mention). Okay. There are probably quite a few guys out there who are like this. However, these knuckle-draggers probably do not have either the funds for or the interest in traveling abroad. Anyone who can afford and is interested in foreign travel will much more likely be looking for a little intellectual stimulation as well as satisfying his more primal urges. Therefore, my advice for the author, if he plans on writing a new edition, is to put a little more effort into describing the cultural scenes and cut out the art-is-only-for-fairies jokes. After all, art lovers are hedonists too!

As for the locations that are covered: some--such as Rio, Amsterdam, Bangkok, San Jose (Costa Rica), even Frankfurt--make absolute sense. Most guys interested in extra-cirricular activity have probably heard about the allure these places; and they offer opportunities rarely found elsewhere. And here is where the book really shines, with lots of practical advice. But certain other sites (Buones Aires sticks out in particular) seem to be in a whole other class that offers much less. In such cases, I think the author would have been better served by discussing whole countries instead of individual cities.

Bottom line: this book is probably worth having if you are interested in seeking out alternate pleasures during your foreign holidays. I don't know of any other guide that contains as much information on its subject in one publication. At the same time, there is probably nothing in here that cannot be found--in more updated fashion--on the Internet with a little research.

Summary of The Hedonist: World Vacation Guide

As seen on TV, The Hedonist is the ultimate Sports and Sex Vacation Guide. Written for the guy who knows exactly what he wants, is willing to pay for it, and loves to spoils himself rotten. If you love exotic tropical getaways with Ocean Lined Golf, Deep Sea Fishing, Casinos, and pay for play girls who always say yes, this book is for you. Experience the Ultimate Fat Cat Vacations that can be pulled off on a fraternity tight budget. Get your BS stories for the old lady at home, it's time to be the fearless weekend warrior who indulges in balls to the wall hedonistic lust.

Spring Break, Cancun, and Hedonism are for wimps. This is the Big Leagues, the Adult Disneyland. Where every guy scores hot young girls every night, and the fishing and golf stories are all real. Covering 20 tropical cities, dive headfirst into hedonist insanity in Costa Rica, Rio de Janeiro, Cabo San Lucas, from Bangkok to the Caribbean, to a dozen untarnished island paradises in South America, Asia, and Europe, where you'll be treated like a King for $25! A fascinating read written from personal experiences, in a hysterical, Maxim-like sarcastic style that seems more like a Bachelor Party conversation than a travel guide. Golf, Fishing, Gambling, Beaches, and chugging umbrella drinks with Pay for Play hotties wearing nothing but a smile. Who could ask for anything more?

Learn the how, what, and where for all your daytime sports activities:

  • Breathtaking world ranked Ocean-lined Golf Courses
  • Big Game Sportfishing with Trophy-sized Marlin and topless horny shipmates
  • Scuba diving, Windsurfing, Parasailing, Snorkeling, and Kayaking
  • Jungle treks, rappelling, mountain climbing, insane Level 4 Whitewater Rafting

Learn the how and the where to meet your uninhibited "dates".

  • Massive High Class discos where every girl is available and competes for you
  • Full service, upscale Strip Clubs (incall/outcall), Massage Parlors and Roman Termas
  • Sports bar Brothels, Red Light Districts, Escorts, endless local nymphos
  • Topless beaches overflowing with sexy young Island girls who ALWAYS SAY YES
  • The low down on the club procedures, pricing and terminology, w/local updated websites w/maps and details.

What can I expect to happen on these vacations?

  • Expect Viagra to become a favorite new food group
  • Expect girls to be walking with a limp after leaving your hotel room
  • Experience first-hand the wisdom of the famous line "we pay them to leave."
  • Discover a little late that "Drink Canada Dry" is just a slogan, and not a personal challenge
  • Expect to feel 20 years younger, and to dread the day you have to return

A turnkey guide travel assistant, complete with reviews, addresses, phone numbers, and first hand field reports. Included is a must-read 30 pages of Sex Tourism 101 advice on mastering the games and psychology of the local women you'll meet. This is the taboo Bachelor's Vacation Guide that we've all been waiting for, without a single politically correct word in it. Nicknamed the Sex Bible for Men, over 200 pages of extensive, concise, well-researched advice, including tips for hotels, cabs, customs, currency, crime and scams, sightseeing advice and more. A real time and money saver. Why settle for anything but the best? Why gamble on hopes? Bet on the sure thing. The girls are waiting...

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