The Inappropriate Baby Book: Gross and Embarrassing Memories from Baby's First Year

The Inappropriate Baby Book: Gross and Embarrassing Memories from Baby's First Year
by Jennifer Stinson

The Inappropriate Baby Book:  Gross and Embarrassing Memories from Baby's First Year
List Price: $12.99
Our Price: $3.99
You Save: $9.00 (69%)
Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days
Buy Used: from $0.10 (click here)
Category: Book
See more book details and other editions


or

Book Summary Information

Author: Jennifer Stinson
Edition: Hardcover
Audio: English (Unknown); English (Original Language); English (Published)
Published: 2002-09-02
ISBN: 0740727230
Number of pages: 32
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Book Reviews of The Inappropriate Baby Book: Gross and Embarrassing Memories from Baby's First Year

Book Review: Good Laughs and possible Bribery??
Summary: 5 Stars

I am a first time grandmother (at 40) and bought this book for my daughter who is due soon. When my kids were teenagers I told them all the funny and somewhat embarrassing things that they had done as babies. We are a fun loving family that likes to tease and be playful so I wish I had this book for my babies to log all of the gross and embarrassing moments to share with them later.

Although it's hard to forget taking my daughter shopping when she was 5 months old. I was carrying her and began to smell something awful!! I held her out a little to get a good look at her. Not only had she vomited down my back but she had a slight case of diarrhea that ended with throwing her clothes away in the garbage can of the department store bathroom and a crude bath in the sink. Thank goodness I had an extra little tshirt for her in the diaper bag. After placing her into the stroller I quickly purchased a tshirt and went back to the bathroom and changed into my new shirt and threw mine in the garbage!

I recommend this book to remember the less gross and embarrassing moments too. They are always good for a laugh later and possibly when your sweet baby turns into a teen ager you can use it for "bribery" or "black mail".

Just going through the book has triggered memories that I had forgotten until now. It's been lots of fun!

Summary of The Inappropriate Baby Book: Gross and Embarrassing Memories from Baby's First Year

Any parent who's been through the rigors of an infant invasion knows that the real poop, er, scoop, rarely gets recorded in those precious little keepsake books. After all, those books don't cover all the really gross and fascinating stuff that makes parents laugh, scream, and scratch their heads. The Inappropriate Baby Book, however, has the good stuff covered. A real baby book for real parents, The Inappropriate Baby Book offers a unique and hysterical way to commemorate those decidedly non-Kodak moments that compose the better part of the newborn experience. Herein, you'll find room to record such facts as:You were introduced to a rectal thermometer on this day: _______.The first person you peed on was _______.Your mom was embarrassed by breast leakage in the following places: _________.Your first poop happened on this day: _______, and was this color: _________.Now, that's the kind of information that should not be lost to posterity!Sure, babies are cute, but they are also stinky, sticky, soggy, and otherwise inappropriate. So don't sugarcoat the story-let The Inappropriate Baby Book help you tell it like it really is.The book includes an envelope affixed to the last page so that an inappropriate memento can be saved forever. (Or at least until the little angel's prom night!)

Humor Books

Book Subjects
Most talked about in Humor Books
Snuff ImageSnuff
by Chuck Palahniuk
Anchor; Published: 2009-04-07; Paperback; Book
Best price: $5.99
Price in other shops: $14.95
Don't Eat This Book ImageDon't Eat This Book
by Morgan Spurlock
Penguin Audio; Published: 2005-05-19; Audio CD; Book
Best price: $5.63
Price in other shops: $29.95
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell ImageI Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
by Tucker Max
Penguin; Published: 2006; Paperback; Book
The Saber-Tooth Curriculum ImageThe Saber-Tooth Curriculum
by J.Abner Peddiwell
Mcgraw-Hill; Published: 1959-06-01; Paperback; Book
Best price: $10.00
Miss America ImageMiss America
by Howard Stern
It Books; Published: 2010-08-24; Paperback; Book
Best price: $3.71
Price in other shops: $16.99
101 Places Not to See Before You Die Image101 Places Not to See Before You Die
by Catherine Price
Harper Perennial; Published: 2010-06-22; Paperback; Book
Best price: $4.49
Price in other shops: $13.99
My Life and Hard Times (Perennial Classics) ImageMy Life and Hard Times (Perennial Classics)
by James Thurber
Harper Perennial Modern Classics; Published: 1999-10-06; Paperback; Book
Best price: $6.71
Price in other shops: $11.99
Equal Rites: A Discworld Novel (Discworld Novels) ImageEqual Rites: A Discworld Novel (Discworld Novels)
by Terry Pratchett
Harper Perennial; Published: 2005-09-13; Paperback; Book
Best price: $7.12
Price in other shops: $13.95
Mirth of a Nation: Audio Companion, Fellow Traveler and Friend for Life--Laff Tracks From America's Most Trusted Humor Anthology ImageMirth of a Nation: Audio Companion, Fellow Traveler and Friend for Life--Laff Tracks From America's Most Trusted Humor Anthology
by Michael J. Rosen
HarperAudio; Published: 2002-11-12; Audio CD; Book
Best price: $4.51
Price in other shops: $29.95
Red, White & Liberal ImageRed, White & Liberal
by Alan Colmes
HarperAudio; Published: 2003-10-28; Audio Cassette; Book
Best price: $0.01
Price in other shops: $25.95
Similar Books and other products
Baby's Record Book 2008 ImageBaby's Record Book 2008
by Amy Nebens
Spruce; Published: 2008-07-01; Hardcover; Book
Best price: $12.60
Price in other shops: $19.99
Baby of Mine: A Mother's Memory Album for Baby's First Year (Waiting for Baby) ImageBaby of Mine: A Mother's Memory Album for Baby's First Year (Waiting for Baby)
by Tracey Clark
Chronicle Books; Published: 2005-06-23; Diary; Book
Best price: $189.98
Humble Bumbles Baby Journal ImageHumble Bumbles Baby Journal
by Amy Meyer Allen
WS Publishing Group; Published: 2002-07-01; Spiral-bound; Book
Best price: $0.01
Price in other shops: $19.95
Our Baby's Album: The First Five Years - Record Keeper and Photograph Album (with slip case) (baby book) ImageOur Baby's Album: The First Five Years - Record Keeper and Photograph Album (with slip case) (baby book)
by Virginia Reynolds
Peter Pauper Press, Inc.; Published: 2008-01-01; Hardcover-spiral; Book
Best price: $19.37
Price in other shops: $29.95
My Baby Book: A Keepsake Journal for Baby's First Year ImageMy Baby Book: A Keepsake Journal for Baby's First Year
by Amy Krouse Rosenthal
Potter Style; Published: 2010-04-06; Diary; Book
Best price: $10.02
Price in other shops: $16.99
Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay: And Other Things I Had to Learn as a New Mom ImageSippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay: And Other Things I Had to Learn as a New Mom
by Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
Gallery Books; Published: 2006-03-28; Paperback; Book
Best price: $7.27
Price in other shops: $15.00
My Life as a Baby (Record Keeper Photo Albums) ImageMy Life as a Baby (Record Keeper Photo Albums)
by Virginia Reynolds
Peter Pauper Press; Peter Pauper Press; Published: 2001-01-01; Spiral-bound; Book
Best price: $7.63
Price in other shops: $11.99
The Three-Martini Playdate: A Practical Guide to Happy Parenting ImageThe Three-Martini Playdate: A Practical Guide to Happy Parenting
by Christie Mellor
Chronicle Books; Published: 2004-03-01; Paperback; Book
Best price: $2.00
Price in other shops: $12.95
Baby's Book: The First Five Years (Personal Organizers) ImageBaby's Book: The First Five Years (Personal Organizers)
by Virginia Reynolds
Peter Pauper Press; Published: 2003-01-01; Spiral-bound; Book
Best price: $15.89
Price in other shops: $24.95
Baby's First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents ImageBaby's First Tattoo: A Memory Book for Modern Parents
by Jim Mullen
Simon & Schuster; Published: 2002-05-03; Hardcover; Book
Best price: $5.95
Price in other shops: $12.95