White Trash Etiquette: The Definitive Guide to Upscale Trailer Park Manners

White Trash Etiquette: The Definitive Guide to Upscale Trailer Park Manners
by Dr. Verne Edstrom Esq.

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Author: Dr. Verne Edstrom Esq.
Edition: Paperback
Audio: English (Unknown); English (Original Language); English (Published)
Published: 2006-06-13
ISBN: 0767922077
Number of pages: 208
Publisher: Broadway

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Book Review: Better that getting your car stereo stoled
Summary: 5 Stars

How do?

The name's Dr. Verne Edstrom, Esq. -- literary giant, petty thief, and self-help advisor to the stars. This here's my book.

I wrote it to help all yous trash out there. Say you got an important question, like how to make your fourteen-year-old cousin unpregnant, or who you should kidnap if you're aiming to impress a woman. You think you're gonna ask Dr. Laura about that? Her face would explode and her makeup would catch fire. Pretty soon you burned down eleven states, but you still don't know who you're supposed to abduct.

Me, I was figuring to help folks rise up from under the viaduct so's they could do better robberies, get themselves more marriages, and start living the life of luxury in a nice doublewide where the heat always works and the cupboards is always filled with liquor and ammo.

And if you ain't buying that explanation, here's a better one: I got eight or ten kids. Seeing as how the missus is built like an ore boat, the smart money says she's good for a half-dozen more. So if you don't buy my book, I don't get no money, which means eight to ten kids is gonna be loose on the streets, stealing your car stereo.

And any moron knows a book is cheaper than a car stereo. That's just good financial thinking.

Dr. Verne Edstrom, Esq.
Cleveland, America

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Summary of White Trash Etiquette: The Definitive Guide to Upscale Trailer Park Manners

White Trash Etiquette contains everything you need to know to live like decent trash, including:

? The proper way to fake a back injury
? How to prevent your in-laws from stealing the silverware at wedding receptions
? The Ten Hottest White Trash Career Opportunities
? How to improve your drunk-driving skills
? Sound advice on everything from lying to your boss to making your next convenience-store robbery fun for the whole family

There?s also troubleshooting for troublemakers:

? I'm getting married; can I still wear white if I'm a tramp?
? Can chicks ever really respect an accountant?
? How do I pick a good bail bondsman?
? How can I get my 14-year-old cousin unpregnant?

And much more.

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