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Book Reviews of You've Been WarnedBook Review: James Patterson Books Are Like Drugs Summary: 3 Stars
I am not sure why James Patterson has such a hold on me and fellow readers. His books are so easy to digest and seem to be getting more shallow every new book. However I still find myself compelled to be the first in line to by each and every new book? Why, I ask myself...what could it be that I find so addicting?
You've been warned is a little different than his mystery / murder books. This is more of a supernatural book and like the 6th Sense if you know the ending than the entire plot is ruined. I am not a fast reader as in able to read a book a day, however I did finish You've Been Warned in one sitting. I was not able to put it down. My first thought after finishing the book was disappointment. But than I began to think about what the book was about and what it meant and the clues that were sprinkled trhu the chapters. The more I thought the more my mind changed. I guess to me it was like reading a short story in college and than the discussion afterwards and how every one had a differnt insight to the true meaning.
All in all this book is not the worst way to spend a weekend at home.
Book Review: excruciatingly bad Summary: 1 Stars
I had just read a couple of the Patterson/Roughan books which were trashy and unbelievable but kinda fun in that trashy-unbelievable way (how does Roughan figure in anyway -- does he type?), and I picked this up at the library.
Let's just say if a large cockroach (bad foreshadowing vis a vis this book) got onto a computer and typed out some words, it would be better than this astonishingly bad tripe. Page after page, I gasped aloud "This is so terrible." Virtually nothing makes sense, the few red herrings there are pay off less than nothing (or rather they aren't ever even referenced again), the only character with any substance is the "Pencil"-thin society wife, characters arrive and disppear with virtually no sense or payoff.
The good news is that it's so bad you can't stop reading it because you can't believe anything is so poorly written. The other good news is that this will take you about three hours, or less, to read. How a reputable publisher could begin to retail something like this for $27.99 is beyond belief.....The only thing you have to be warned about is reading "You've Been Warned."
Book Review: Whaaaa....???? Summary: 2 Stars
Patterson is such an unusual writer...his work varies from excellent to downright goofy. This book falls into the downright goofy catagory with an ending that might have you saying "Whaaa???". Fortunately, I got this novel from the library so I didn't waste my money on it (I would have given it 1 star if I had!). Extremely easy to read because it's all straight forward first person story telling except there isn't much story to tell. I read the entire book while on Jury Duty in one day. If I hadn't been trapped, I might not have continued with it although I will say that it wasn't boring (that's the kiss of death for me when reading) and while the story and characters were somewhat transparant, it held my attention well enough to see what happens and how close I was to figuring it out (I was pretty close!). I'll still continue to read Patterson because his track record has been good in the past but I'll get his books from the library and not the store.
Book Review: Don't Buy This Book Summary: 1 Stars
My neighbor asked me if I wanted to look through a pile of books she was about to recycle and I grabbed several including "Don't Look Now". A few years ago I had read "Beach House" and liked it enough (although the ending was a tad far fetched)to try out another Patterson machine product. I read about 125 pages and although I like to finish any book. project etc. that I start, reading this book was just too painful. Poorly "written" and the characters just didn't interest me. I will NEVER read another Patterson factory style book. Quite frankly I felt a bit embarrassed for Patterson and the other "author" for having "written" such a piece of trash, but why should they care??? Undoubtedly Patterson is a very wealthy person...shame on the consumer for making this the case.
DO NOT BUY OR EVEN BORROW THIS BOOK! Your time will be better spent reading something that took more than a few days to produce.
Book Review: STAY AWAY FROM THIS BOOK - YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! Summary: 1 Stars
This is by far the worst book I've ever ready by any author on any subject. I kept reading it, slightly curious about the strange occurrences that kept happening to the main character, hoping the ending would be a good payoff for having to slog through hours of boring and cliche' material, only to be left completely unsatisfied with a ridiculous ending that was little better than "and then she woke up. It had all been a dream."
This book was so bad I threw it in the trash when I was done (even though I had the hardcover). I refuse to sell it or re-gift it - one less copy in circulation is my gift to the world.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
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